Posts tagged ‘branding’

Recruitment Ad for Evil Minions

Ad for Evil MinionsWANTED

EVIL GENIUS seeks minions to sacrifice their lives in world domination attempt. Must be prepared to work 24-7 for fascist psychopath for no pay. Messy death inevitable but costumes and laser death rays provided. No weirdos. Call: 1-900-MWAH-HAHA

30 June 2013 at 1:07AM Leave a comment

Please do not apply (Actual Ad)

This is brilliant!

McCOOK GLASS & MIRROR INC. is looking for hard working experienced employees that possess responsiblity and are reliable.

1 November 2012 at 1:10AM Leave a comment

Great CTRN Conference!

Today was the 3rd Annual PowerBoost 2012 Conference, sponsored by the Colorado Talent Recruitment Network (CTRN). Tony Bengtson and the CTRN crew did a great job lining up a powerful roster of speakers: Bryan Johanson from The Adler Group; Laura Stoker from AIRS; Tom Steele from Jobs2Web; and Tony Blake, Vice President of People Services at Davita. Sessions included employment branding, metrics, social media, and the art of recruiting. A great day of training, and a great day of networking.

Thanks, CTRN!

22 August 2012 at 11:03PM Leave a comment

NotHire: How to Sabotage Your Recruiting Efforts in Six Easy Steps

Somehow, your humble author missed this posting on Brenden Wright’s blog when it came out in 2009. But, since you know that the NotJobs motto is “Better Late than Never”, we’re pleased to offer this excerpt from Brenden’s work. The title is “How to Sabotage Your Recruiting Efforts in Six Easy Steps“, so Wright covers six things that managers do to ruin their chance of hiring the best (or hiring anyone.) You’ll need to see the article for the details, but here are the six sabotages:

Step #1: Beat up your recruiters about the lack of “qualified” candidates and then decline candidates based on your “gut” feeling about the resume.
Step #2: Once you finally find someone that passes the “fit” test and set up an interview, don’t make yourself available to interview. Pride goes before the fall.
Step #3: Be late for your scheduled interview time. Or better yet, just don’t even show up.
Step #4: Don’t prepare for your interview. After all, you have more important things to do – like the work of the employee you are trying to hire.
Step #5: Ask stupid questions.
Step #6: Don’t make a decision.

Kill me now.

Agreed.

See the whole post for a great read.

19 December 2011 at 1:48AM Leave a comment

Summer Break is over!

Dear Readers,

Thank you for your patience as I took a desperately needed summer break. Instead of locking myself inside at the keyboard, I got out and did some camping, helped with a few scout activities and worked on growing a face cord of zucchini. I also got to work on some interesting projects at work.

However, I did miss commenting on a few items over the summer, topics like:

Ah, but it is good to be back.

13 September 2009 at 9:40PM Leave a comment

The Meme: Five Tips for Hiring

Last month, Mike Cannon-Brookes, co-founder and CEO of Atlassian, started a meme asking for the Top Five Tips For Startup Hiring. Mike, I’m glad you asked. I’ve done my share of start-up, high-growth hiring. Here’s my $.02:

1. Put a link to your “Careers” section on the front of your web page. The web guys won’t like it – it spoils the cool vision they had. They’ll claim it looks too crowded (no) and that you’re soliciting customers (well, yes). Don’t let them shut you out. Help your busy candidates find your opportunities quickly. Then ask the web guys to check. They should find that your “Careers” pages are the busiest on your site.

2. Take time to interview your final candidates. Too many hiring managers think they can get all they need from a 30 minute interview. Geoff and Brad Smart of Topgrading fame suggest that every hiring manager should do a three hour final interview that covers everything from high school to yesterday. That may sound a bit extreme, but think about it. You’ll have to live with this person (and their work) for at least eight hours a day. Your success depends on their success. Don’t you want to know who they are?

3. Maximize your candidate touch points. Every experience a candidate has interacting with your company is a touch point. Make those touch points positive. Are you leaving Mr. Candidate out in the lobby cooling his heels for 10 minutes after every half-hour interview? Does your web application continually lose candidate information? Did you tell the candidate how much time to block out for the interview? Each of these touch points says something about your company. Make sure it says something good.

4. Interview behavior is best behavior. Does your candidate seem a little odd? Did they snap at you, argue or never answer the question you asked? Guess what – it’s never going to get any better. It can, and probably will, get worse, but it will never get better. Don’t let desperation blind you to what the person in front of you is really doing.

5. You’re not done until the new hire starts. Second thoughts happen. A good candidate will have other opportunities knocking at their door while you’re preparing for them to start. Don’t depend on HR – you keep in touch with the candidate. Send them press releases, call them to check up. Remind them that they are wanted. Set the stage for their first project. Mr. Candidate should be more excited to start day one than he was when he signed the offer letter. Otherwise you’ll lose him.

10 Word Bonus Point: Get off to a good start with a good orientation. Your new hire will need some structure to get them going. Orientation is the payoff – where you prove what your corporate culture really is.

Here’s the meme from Mike Cannon-Brookes:
Life Is A Hire Way: 5 Tips For Startup Hiring

1. Recruiting Is Marketing [editor’s note: YES YES YES!]
2. Trust Your Team
3. You Don’t Win With Money
4. Make Space For Smart People
5. Know When To Fold’em (at hire/no hire time)
Quickie Bonus Tip: No Keyword Hiring

Don MacAskill has tagged the meme at
How we hire at SmugMug:

1. Get the right people on the bus (and get the wrong people off).
2. Hire for passion first, talent second.
3. Passion for the job, not passion for the company.
4. Getting stuff done.
5. Embrace diversity.
Bonus: Hire your own customers.

Check these tips out!

23 April 2007 at 6:56PM Leave a comment


My Core Ideas

1. "I can't tell you the best way to get a job - because there is no one best way. After 21 years of recruiting, I CAN share things I've seen candidates do to guarantee they DIDN'T get the job."

2. "Most companies don't realize how their recruiting process impacts their candidate pool, and their business. Attention to simple things will result in big improvements."

About the Author

Troy Bettinger, SPHR is a Denver Recruiter, Public Speaker, HR Metrics Analyst and Human Resources Leader who has been recruiting in corporate and municipal environments since 1991.

He specializes in the complete hiring process: defining, sourcing, recruiting, testing, interviewing, offering and orienting new hires. He's also well versed in strategic human resources, college recruiting, diversity recruiting, AAP, EEO, ATS integration, recruiting metrics, social media, recruiting leadership, training and employment branding.

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