Amusing Candidate Summary

From the CTRN mailing list comes this personal description from a candidate resume:

Tall handsome German-American Baccalaureate looking for a good time with a computer company. Just getting out of a 1099 v dash relationship with Microsoft and looking for a serious relationship that will nurture my growing skills, but short term relationships are good too! The size of your pay is not terribly important, but I might be disappointed if it were less than 40k USD per year. I like long walks on the beach, mountain climbing, networking, and computer security. I am always looking for something new and exciting out of relationship; if you think you can teach me some new tricks let me know! If you think you or your company might be a good fit, or you know a company who might – shoot me an email, or drop me a line at the address and phone number above. I would be more than happy to talk over our compatibility.

Thanks and a hat tip to Patricia!

Tall handsome German-American Baccalaureate looking for a good time with a computer company. Just getting out of a 1099 v dash relationship with Microsoft and looking for a serious relationship that will nurture my growing skills, but short term relationships are good too! The size of your pay is not terribly important, but I might be disappointed if it were less than 40k USD per year. I like long walks on the beach, mountain climbing, networking, and computer security. I am always looking for something new and exciting out of relationship; if you think you can teach me some new tricks let me know! If you think you or your company might be a good fit, or you know a company who might shoot me and email, or drop me a line at the address and phone number above. I would be more than happy to talk over our compatibility.